Post by Zachariah on Nov 3, 2010 18:24:38 GMT -5
Deekin: Why is it you got horns? Is you part goat?
Valen: In a manner of speaking. I am part demon... a tiefling, if you've ever heard of such a thing.
Deekin: Demons makes babies?
Valen: When they wish to. Are you always so blunt with your questions?
Deekin: Deekin can be very innocent when he tries. That be part of his charm.
Valen: Well, I have a weapon that can crush a man's skull into pulp before he even realises he is dead. I've made corpses whose jaws still wag as they try to speak. That's part of my charm.
Deekin: Deekin once have old master who eat bad mushrooms and passes gas so bad it kill entire cave full of kobolds. Deekin stick his head in water bucket, only reason he alive today.
Valen: I've cut my way through a hundred men, breathing in their own gore, and felt the slash of a hundred blades against my skin yet never died.
Deekin: Old master roll over on top of Deekin once while he sleeping. Old master be real heavy.
Valen: Not much fazes you, does it?
Deekin: Nope, not much.
Valen: In a manner of speaking. I am part demon... a tiefling, if you've ever heard of such a thing.
Deekin: Demons makes babies?
Valen: When they wish to. Are you always so blunt with your questions?
Deekin: Deekin can be very innocent when he tries. That be part of his charm.
Valen: Well, I have a weapon that can crush a man's skull into pulp before he even realises he is dead. I've made corpses whose jaws still wag as they try to speak. That's part of my charm.
Deekin: Deekin once have old master who eat bad mushrooms and passes gas so bad it kill entire cave full of kobolds. Deekin stick his head in water bucket, only reason he alive today.
Valen: I've cut my way through a hundred men, breathing in their own gore, and felt the slash of a hundred blades against my skin yet never died.
Deekin: Old master roll over on top of Deekin once while he sleeping. Old master be real heavy.
Valen: Not much fazes you, does it?
Deekin: Nope, not much.
