ITT: The Truth

[Kybshe]

There is no Internet. Just a very advanced program on your computer that simulates the Internet.

[Andor Drakon]

What if everything you ever wanted
came
with
an
HONOR CODE?!
Space Marines: HONOR EDITION!
With all-new Chapters like THE REBURNERS, SPACE ANTS, and DOOM!
You've played the duds, now play the BLOOD (ANGELS)!
Space Marines! Side effects include BURNING SPIT!
Use YOUR acid spittle to purge CUTE ELF BANSHEES!
(*Ptui-hssss* "AIEEE!")
Space Marines! ANYTHING is possible!
(AAAAAAAAA!)
TAU-TRAMPLING: The war you will wage 'cause you'll be TOO SUPERHUMAN FOR NORMAL WARS!
You'll feel like a Thunderhawk made of BICEPS!
"But I have to pay for my car's body work--"
URIEL DENTRIS!
Turn that convertible into a COURATIBLE!
"Courati" stands for COURAGEOUS!
-We interrupt this advertisement to BLOW YOUR MIND!-
Space Marines now come in RHINOS!
Now with commendable amounts of the Emperor!
(COMMEMPEROR!)
Think fast, git-zog: Space Marines now come in SQUIGS!
(AAAAAAAAAA!)
DROP-KROOTING: Related to Tau-Trampling

(Imperial Guardsman: "Oh Emperor, save me from the heresy!")
YOU BET!
When the Guard turns to Chaos, you FIND A NEW GUARD!
Space Marines: HONOR GUARD! They KICK KHORNE'S KHABOOSE!
(Animation of a Space Marine riding around on a Tau Devilfish)
THAT'S HERETICAL!
Play Space Marines and you'll win at EVERYTHING FOREVER!
You'll win at SHOOTING, CHAINSWORDS, ARSON, BOMBINGS, and DARTS!
(Video of a dartboard. A dart hits the board's bulls-eye, causing the wall behind it to explode inexplicably in a shower of concrete)
You'll even win at LIBRARIES!
(Animation of a Space Marine Librarian destroying a library with psychic powers along with the "AAAAAAAAA!")
TOP SCORE!
Still not convinced?! Well, check out these testimonials from REAL SPACE MARINES PLAYERS!
(BOOP!)
"Four hundred victories!"
(BOOP!)
"FOR THE EMPEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO--"
(BOOP!)
Random person: "Space Marines! They're really--
Chaplain Cassius: "AAAAAA! AAAAAAA!"
(BOOP!)
ALL RIGHT!
Space Marines: They're like Mary Sues in a box! They're Mary Sues in a box! Space Marines are Mary Sues!...
(WARNING: May contain C.S. Goto)

[wAku]

zomg Andor, you really have time to waste on an honor code! xD

[Kybshe]

The FOOLS the COWARDS they hide in metal boxes.