Post by Andor Drakon on Feb 3, 2009 20:55:47 GMT -5
really?
Is that your best shot?
Surely you've got some real spam under those memes?
I give you...
SPAMOPLAXOLATION
LISTEN TO THIS WHILE YOU LOOK AT PICTARS
TIRED OF BATMAN, WELL GOOD I GOT MORE STUFF
INSTANTLY WIN ANY INTERNET ARGUEMENT
WHAT, REAL ULTIMATE POWER PARODY???
ENGAGE PROFIT
Real Ultimate Power
Hi, this site is all about Evereskans, REAL EVERESKANS. This site is awesome. My name is Andrew and I can't stop thinking about Evereskans. These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.
Facts:
1. Evereskans are everything.
2. Evereskans fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the Evereskan is to flip each other out and kill people.
Weapons and gear:
Pimp Cane/Jail Wand
Shadow Dancing
Evereskan Armor
Testimonial:
Evereskans can kill anyone they want! Evereskans cut off dongs ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These anthros are so crazy and awesome that they flip out people ALL the time. I heard that there was this Evereskan who was eating at the inn. And when some dude dropped a beer the Evereskan had him jailed. My friend Scalon said that he saw a Evereskan totally beat some kid with a sack of gold just because the kid opened a window.
And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you don't believe that Evereskans have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will chop your dong off!!! It's an easy choice (rape), if you ask me.
Evereskans are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. Evereskans are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start my vampire ritual next year. I love Evereskans with all of my body (including my pee pee).
Q and A.:
Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about Evereskans?
A: Evereskans are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they don't give a crap, but on the other hand, Evereskans are very obvious and butthurt.
Q: I heard that Evereskans are always cruel or mean. What's their problem?
A: Whoever told you that is a total liar. Just like other anthropomorphs, ninjas can be mean OR totally fail.
Q: What do Evereskans do when they're not cutting off dongs or flipping people out?
A: Most of their free time is spent flying, but sometime they stab. (Ask Scalon if you don't believe me.)
This is my friend Scalon showing off.
He's a lot younger than me and has barely started puberty,
which is bragable
Is that your best shot?
Surely you've got some real spam under those memes?
I give you...
SPAMOPLAXOLATION
LISTEN TO THIS WHILE YOU LOOK AT PICTARS
TIRED OF BATMAN, WELL GOOD I GOT MORE STUFF
INSTANTLY WIN ANY INTERNET ARGUEMENT
WHAT, REAL ULTIMATE POWER PARODY???
ENGAGE PROFIT
The Official Evereskan Webpage
Real Ultimate Power
Hi, this site is all about Evereskans, REAL EVERESKANS. This site is awesome. My name is Andrew and I can't stop thinking about Evereskans. These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.
Facts:
1. Evereskans are everything.
2. Evereskans fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the Evereskan is to flip each other out and kill people.
Weapons and gear:
Pimp Cane/Jail Wand
Shadow Dancing
Evereskan Armor
Testimonial:
Evereskans can kill anyone they want! Evereskans cut off dongs ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These anthros are so crazy and awesome that they flip out people ALL the time. I heard that there was this Evereskan who was eating at the inn. And when some dude dropped a beer the Evereskan had him jailed. My friend Scalon said that he saw a Evereskan totally beat some kid with a sack of gold just because the kid opened a window.
And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you don't believe that Evereskans have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will chop your dong off!!! It's an easy choice (rape), if you ask me.
Evereskans are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. Evereskans are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start my vampire ritual next year. I love Evereskans with all of my body (including my pee pee).
Q and A.:
Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about Evereskans?
A: Evereskans are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they don't give a crap, but on the other hand, Evereskans are very obvious and butthurt.
Q: I heard that Evereskans are always cruel or mean. What's their problem?
A: Whoever told you that is a total liar. Just like other anthropomorphs, ninjas can be mean OR totally fail.
Q: What do Evereskans do when they're not cutting off dongs or flipping people out?
A: Most of their free time is spent flying, but sometime they stab. (Ask Scalon if you don't believe me.)
This is my friend Scalon showing off.
He's a lot younger than me and has barely started puberty,
which is bragable
