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Post by Zachariah on Mar 8, 2009 0:52:04 GMT -5
- Sat down at a table and took apart a cabbage leaf by leaf then gathered them up and blew my nose with them (yeah thats right, I blow my nose with a cabbage and I don't afraid of anything)
- Tipsy dialed my friend kim: "Is kim there?..." "Yes this is kim.." "oh...is kim there?..." "This -is- kim" "ohhh...ok i'm mexican bye"
- Somone had been pissing me off one night at a party, he just kept egging me on, and finally I saw a lamp and thinking it was him and ran at the lamp, grabed it by the neck/tackled it and was all "you fuckingpieceofshit *shakes*"
The rest of the funny but not as funny as these include me singing (whats not funny about a drunk person singing. I also dance |
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Post by SotU on Mar 8, 2009 1:37:16 GMT -5
I drove my dad's car into the Pacific Ocean.
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Post by Kybshe on Mar 8, 2009 2:10:04 GMT -5
 I ran for President, and won! TWICE! |
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Post by Andor Drakon on Mar 8, 2009 2:13:16 GMT -5
I got drunk, ended up on the other end of the US, became a dirty hobo, used evil hobo magic to go back in time, and convinced myself not to drink.
EDIT: TIME PARADOX
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Post by Zachariah on Mar 9, 2009 1:13:12 GMT -5
lifting up my shirt while walking funny and saying "look i'm a black man!" then tripping because I was walking funny and hit my head on a table
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Post by SotU on Mar 9, 2009 1:52:52 GMT -5
Doing a chinese fire drill around our truck with 3 others at every single stop light during one trip.
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Post by Zachariah on Mar 9, 2009 2:28:07 GMT -5
Doing a chinese fire drill around our truck with 3 others at every single stop light during one trip. lol |
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