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Post by Zachariah on Feb 19, 2009 23:41:58 GMT -5
Go away: Hello friends, mabey its happend to you, mabey its happen to a family member or a loved one. I'm here to talk to you today about people who go door to door and bother you. you mind your own buisness and to start with had no interests what so ever to have a faith filled day, mabey your just an average faithful, a secular average joe who bases his faith off of what his parents were. Mabey your athiest and just want to go about your life. If you want to be left alone, follow these easy steps, and remember actual violence is not a good way to go about it. All you have to do is follow some steps that i've seen work
1). If you live in a house with a large yard let it go and allow it to look uninviting. if you love your yard to much continue with the other choices.
2). Tell them your (insert faith here) and your not interested. If this does not work and you your self are a person of (insert Faith here) attempt to convert them, if they would like to bother you with their faith give them a taste of their own medicine.
3). Don't go near the windows or doors, they will know you are there.
4). Answer the door naked (trust me it works)
5). Respond to every question and everything they say with "yes" (This also works well with telemarketers)
6). have a sign up saying that you don't want any
7). Pretend your deaf
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Post by SotU on Feb 20, 2009 2:10:25 GMT -5
What about pretending that you don't speak English? Oh oh! What about pretending to be mentally challenged? And this part would only work on the phone but you can pretend to get angry with and murder your spouse then ask the person on the phone for advice on what to do next. (My boyfriend once did this)
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Post by Zachariah on Feb 20, 2009 2:51:01 GMT -5
If they are Jehovah Witnesses tell them you are in the military, but in all opening the door naked to them has been the most effective by far I have found even if I did it once. that couple -never- came back agian
Another time we had two black Jehovah Witnesses walking around. Only in my town its like...99.99% white, when black people walk around all teh white people get nervus. So the police were called XD
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Post by SotU on Feb 20, 2009 2:56:11 GMT -5
There should be a sport for coming up with interesting and creative ways for warding off solicitors. Is there one already?
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Post by Zachariah on Feb 20, 2009 2:57:45 GMT -5
I don't know...if there is not either me or you should come up with it.
Oh! talking to them while hammerd, I'll volunteer for that!
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Post by SotU on Feb 20, 2009 3:00:39 GMT -5
How about satanistic markings all over your house? Too easy?
NO WAIT! Offer them to come inside for drinks and then drug them so they start tripping out.
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Post by Zachariah on Feb 20, 2009 3:02:15 GMT -5
Too easy and has been overdone
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Post by Zachariah on Feb 20, 2009 3:03:22 GMT -5
How about satanistic markings all over your house? Too easy? NO WAIT! Offer them to come inside for drinks and then drug them so they start tripping out. Can't do anything that could cause them harm and allow them to take legal action agianst you. |
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Post by SotU on Feb 20, 2009 3:04:43 GMT -5
What about cleaning a gun infront of your house?
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Post by Zachariah on Feb 20, 2009 3:05:26 GMT -5
As long as you don't shoot them sure, don't see any harm in that...as long as you have a permit to have your gun
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Post by SotU on Feb 20, 2009 3:07:48 GMT -5
I got nothing else right now unless you can find and hire someone close to the crazy cat lady in the Simpsons to start guarding your door. See, answering phone calls is probably so much easier.
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Post by Coolreject on Feb 20, 2009 9:01:14 GMT -5
kill
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Post by Kybshe on Feb 20, 2009 17:23:13 GMT -5
I just tell them that I'm a Communist. They leave me alone.
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Post by Zachariah on Feb 20, 2009 21:17:41 GMT -5
Its sad to, they just aren't getting it, we don't want any early in the morning. they need to go away, people have more important things to do and places to be.
And the worst part is they don't take no for an answer sometimes.
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Post by Andor Drakon on Feb 22, 2009 19:34:30 GMT -5
Say no and shut the door, if they're being that thick headed and persistent, they shouldn't be doing what they are doing.
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